February 2010
19 posts
Why Tumblr will kill me...
Dave: So what are you up to?
Me: (shortly after cleaning my bathroom) Tumblin and waiting for the floor of the bathroom to dry to put all the stuff back. I'm like 99% sure it's dry, but my selective ADD allows me to ignore that. You?
Dave: I went back online, then logged off. Only so much online I can take. Now just flipping through the channels
Me: Yeah, I know what you mean. If I wasn't aware that Tumblr is a living, breathing organism that changes by the minute, I would prolly be watching Highlander with ma peeps....or curing cancer...
January 2010
127 posts
clientsfromhell:
This was for a series of employee training modules at a nuclear power plant:
“That chart about the different kinds of radiation makes the radiation seem too scary. Can you make it look friendlier?”
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I'm back!!!
Only…I don’t know for how long. This whole job-search thing really consumes your whole day! I left my house at 7:30am yesterday, didn’t get home till 11pm. What the hell?!
But, today, I’m taking the day off…part of it anyway. That’s why it’s past 2pm and I’m on the interwebs. Take that, corporate bitches!
Anywho, if any of you wants to give me...
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Get your facts straight. The only fact your site has straight, given its slutty,...
– I wanted to shorten this e-mail they received over at Jezebel, but it was all so deliciously awful that I couldn’t decide what to cut. Seriously, I usually skip long posts, but READ ALL OF THIS.
SO MUCH CRAZY!!!
(via stfuconservatives)
Oh my goodness, I don’t even know what to say to this....
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soupsoup:
Must see: Jon Stewart rips Democrats for mismanaging the Massachusetts special election and health care reform.
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Since the Eiffel Tower was built, about 400 people...
fujiidom:
(eemmaa/poeticheartache/tiresome/whenskiesaregrey/suzywire/likeneelyohara)
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soupsoup:
Clusterf#@k to the Poor House - Wall Street Bonuses
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The advantage of a bad memory is that one enjoys several times the same good...
– Friedrich Nietzsche (via bitchville)
FINALLY! A quote that’s just for me!
My son says his favorite movie is The Phantom Menace. And I explained to him:...
– Jon Stewart is doing parenting right. (via isabelthespy) (via fuckyeahjonstewart)
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I think I should take over the Leno Show slot and spend the hour having them...
– rainnwilson
And one of those shows is going to be the new Jay Leno show NOT on NBC! heh